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Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
Was talking to myself in a weird voice while walking to my car.. Didn't see my neighbor walking their dog. That was embarrassing
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Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
The things @tkabuss will do to put me in a better mood pretty awesome
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Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
Sometimes my sisters obnoxious dog gets stuck behind the couch, and sometimes I just so happen to leave her there
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
Of course I can't sleep
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
And the best stalker award goes to.... @DanielleAtMee . Woohoo!! You da shit girl
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
I enjoy how high wasted shorts keep my fat tucked away
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
@stnkrbelle80 @tkabuss assholes!! I don't get another one until October
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Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
All I want is to sleep through the night tonight
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
I like this guy #laughter #boyfriend #summer #lake http://t.co/HAwpsz8ihH
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
Me and mom are waiting for Grant to get LASIK surgery. Took her car to get a hot dog. Came back. Took her car again to get us Starbucks
Kelly McCarthy
@KellyKM16
" you yelled a lot and fell a lot"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
