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Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
@thepeoplestramp I haven't! I heard it stunk
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Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
Great weekend at @sidesplitterscomedy club w @JimNorton! My poor skin--I'm makin ALL the wrinkles. Thanks Tampa! pic.twitter.com/gYFsxqunx5
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Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
BLACK FRIDAY DEAL!!! SPEND $0 BY STAYING AT HOME BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE WAY TOO MUCH SHIT AND 6 VANILLA CANDLES WON'T FIX YOUR MARRIAGE!!
Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
I don't think I've seen anyone use #blessed in a way that wasn't thickly coated in irony. Probably because all my friends are assholes
Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
iPhone baby book entry, 3/20/15:
Autocorrect recognized I was texting the word "Absofruitely" and it finished it for me.
#MichaelScott
Autocorrect recognized I was texting the word "Absofruitely" and it finished it for me.
#MichaelScott
Kelsey Cook
@KelseyCook
Is there any other way to interpret this emoji besides "I just sharted"?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
