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@Lifematician
So Lukaku has a choice between the team who rejected him or the manager who rejected him
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@Lifematician
If my girlfriend/wife nabs me cheating, na sorry go prolly end am... If I catch am dey cheat, bitch bye!
I'm not even sorry
I'm not even sorry
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4:44 on 3peat.
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Need a hat-trick? Better call SaΓΊl. pic.twitter.com/0Ir8ODrPGt
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Need a hat-trick? Better call SaΓΊl. pic.twitter.com/0Ir8ODrPGt
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@Lifematician
The way women struggle with car steering
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On this day, in 2007, I kissed my crush for the 1st time & while kissing, i paused & asked her " Did u put honey in your mouth"? Too sweet
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Lol
Dont play yourself twitter.com/Lifematician/sβ¦
Dont play yourself twitter.com/Lifematician/sβ¦
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@Lifematician
The four greatest lies in Nigeria:
1. One Nigeria
2. Bail is free
3. Police is your friend
4. Youths are the leaders of tomorrow
1. One Nigeria
2. Bail is free
3. Police is your friend
4. Youths are the leaders of tomorrow
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@Lifematician
Some girls tho... Imagine having 2 kids out of wedlock in your father's house
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@Lifematician
Kenyan girl you pick up from the bar at night
VS
the same Kenyan girl in the morning #KenyaVsUganda pic.twitter.com/OCwGPaxLrh
VS
the same Kenyan girl in the morning #KenyaVsUganda pic.twitter.com/OCwGPaxLrh
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
