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Luke Mones
@LukeMones
Watching the Queens Gambit and wishing chess was a real game
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Luke Mones
@LukeMones
a girl threw up on my shoes on the subway two years ago... missing that todaybe kind to each other
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Luke Mones
@LukeMones
Safe button pushing! Luckily I had a bunch of tiny condoms lying around pic.twitter.com/XBhjOJyFNQ
Luke Mones
@LukeMones
i just hope big pharma will be ok
Luke Mones
@LukeMones
@CrappyFumes @samlymatters Hahaha Thank you Cathy!!
Luke Mones
@LukeMones
if you're a fan of mine, it's okay to just say hi and ask for a pic! you dont have to just be on your laptop in sβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Luke Mones
@LukeMones
Theyβll reboot the Joker, but when are they gonna reboot...human connection?
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Luke Mones
@LukeMones
One fun thing about doing Standup Comedy is sometimes you run into a college acquaintance while you are walking aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Luke Mones
@LukeMones
Give the bagel boss guy a tiny desk concert
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@LukeMones
Fantastic news! Thank you for the update. twitter.com/nypost/status/β¦
Luke Mones
@LukeMones
Tom Cruise is 60 and continues to crank out Mission Impossible movies doing all his own stunts. Scientology works sweetie...sit down...
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
