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Robin Hood
@LukeTheFakest
If my barber and my girl both drowning and I can only save one
Catch me at my girl funeral wit tha freshest fade
Catch me at my girl funeral wit tha freshest fade
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Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
Hot, nice girls. It's really nice of you to be so hot and really hot of you to be so nice.
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Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
Please reconsider and go to Michigan #GOBLUE twitter.com/vicious_vic10/β¦
Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
Most punk rockers would smack the dog shit out of one of you fake gun toting streetwear wearing Instagram kids. I find that very funny.
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Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
I like when hot girls get fat from drinking alcohol all the time. So hot.
Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
damn niggas can't have no fun without shit getting shut down shit got shutdown
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Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
Think I lost my weed last night
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Tien Shinhan
@LukeTheFakest
My mom thinks she's punishing me by taking my car away but I don't even care I'm saving gas w/ her driving me around
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Token
@LukeTheFakest
this guy at the pool was like "aye ms kardashian you got any sun tan lotion?"
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Luke AntiHero Cortes
@LukeTheFakest
Cute girl in the front row of the show had some nice tits
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Luke AntiHero Cortes
@LukeTheFakest
pic.twitter.com/3TsRslxJPz
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
