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Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Later Dudes *let it rip, hang 10*
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Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Ate a cupcake at work at like 3pm. I just now found a smudge of frosting on my face. Cool.
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Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Seeing as though today is Mexican Independence Day, I will make sure to celebrate excessively when I arrive tomorrow to make up for it.
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
It truly boggles my mind how I have worse skin now than I did when I was 12 and going through puberty.
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Things I LOATHE: when you wear a belt because your slacks are too big in the waist and the belt pulls and said slacks pop out underneath
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Keith + Kane: s.nhl.com/6018AdT6
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Why can't Kit Harington love me as much as Milo loves Cassia in Pompeii?!
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Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
OMG @stephnalipa --18 Times Joseph Gordon-Levitt Took Your Breath Away buzzfeed.com/lmaccarthy/25-โฆ
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Jokes on me for cutting the cheese at work.... instagram.com/p/z5Z6O7s0qg/
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Morgan Maljarik
@MakesYouMorgasm
Love my new Valentine's Day gown! pic.twitter.com/IDR8isb1rt
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
