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crimz
@mamacrimz
When your friends have annoying friends
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crimz
@mamacrimz
If I like your Instagram post from 5 days ago, itβs not my fault, itβs the timeline
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crimz
@mamacrimz
My coworker is old as hell and spends multiple days a week crying on the phone with her boyfriend like Jesus lady, be single already
crimz
@mamacrimz
When you donβt even have your rights but are worried about who doesnβt stand for the national anthem
crimz
@mamacrimz
When u scare ur roommate after she went c "IT" pic.twitter.com/GHi602VB0k
Retweet of status by @Jaybryant24
crimz
@mamacrimz
Mercury is out of retrograde today! Enjoy your day
crimz
@mamacrimz
Ice cold water is my favorite thing in the entire world
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crimz
@mamacrimz
Guess it's just never gonna rain
crimz
@mamacrimz
A killer dressed me as a 22 year old bro, what was I gonna say ? twitter.com/johnny_nips/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @JoeBudden
crimz
@mamacrimz
@Tradepapi_ I wasn't sure if you were still in pride mode & annoyed you were off the map
crimz
@mamacrimz
Some chicks have a new "my everything" every six months to a year
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
