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Martha Velazquez
@Marthaesque
"What are these things inside me?! I will scare them away!" pic.twitter.com/L9PYUpmxIa
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Martha Velazquez
@Marthaesque
I really wish Twitter would stop following random accounts for me
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Martha Velazquez
@Marthaesque
So today I was asked out on a date by the owner of my favorite pho restaurant. When I told lily she was like "is he phoking kidding?" Lmao
Martha Velazquez
@Marthaesque
@tiffanychauvet @lillyyyypad @ewitsANGEL I've tried so hard to convince lily
Martha Velazquez
@Marthaesque
I'm dying my dad walks into my room to say Hi to me and found me all bundled up in my onesie pjs. He totally judged me.
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@cass_iscool LMAO
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I need NyQuil
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@Natt_sixtynine notebook
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Calling it a night. My head hurts, this midterm is going to be a bust
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Havasu will be unforgettable
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My mom loves @craydray so much! Haha it's cute
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
