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Elrod π
@Marti1E
When heβs cute and says β Can I hit thatβ
So of course you bend over, complying
Then he hit you with a βnoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
So of course you bend over, complying
Then he hit you with a βnoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @SimmonsKelsey
02 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When heβs cute and says β Can I hit thatβ πππ
So of course you bend over, complying ππ
Then he hit you with a βnoβ¦ https://t.co/unukNRr4YM
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Elrod π
@Marti1E
I feel a group hug coming on. Bring it in, guys
Retweet of status by @corvuscorxx
31 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I feel a group hug coming on. Bring it in, guys π€
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Elrod π
@Marti1E
I leave you... with all the fucks I dont give..
Much love Always.
Me.
Much love Always.
Me.
Retweet of status by @Eva_Tramell_
12 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I leave you... with all the fucks I dont give.. πππ
Much love Always.
Me.
Elrod π
@Marti1E
Reminder OTD: You should have some skepticism, but not necessarily cynicism, for someone that earns their living tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @KellyLCaldwell
08 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πReminder OTD: You should have some skepticism, but not necessarily cynicism, for someone that earns their living tβ¦ https://t.co/akNH2qYO0T
Elrod π
@Marti1E
#SignsYouAreSexy all the twitter users with numbers like 0966655550 in their username tell me I am
12 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #SignsYouAreSexy all the twitter users with numbers like 0966655550 in their username tell me I am ππΌββοΈ
Elwould π
@Marti1E
25 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You canβt even be polite to some dudes without them thinking you want to fuck. Grow up π
Elwould π
@Marti1E
10k is so close... I can taste it...
Retweet of status by @Ms_ShaLeeLee
19 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 10k is so close... I can taste it... π€
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Elwood π
@Marti1E
@Eva_Tramell_ I like the Great British Baking Show
09 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Eva_Tramell_ I like the Great British Baking Show π
Elwood π
@Marti1E
#GrinchProblems
Only gifted the ugly sweaters
Only gifted the ugly sweaters
Retweet of status by @Th3lif3ofKim
08 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #GrinchProblems
Only gifted the ugly π sweaters
Elwood π
@Marti1E
Hunt me will you, ya bastard?! Go deer! twitter.com/doglab/status/β¦
Retweet of status by @Berni19111980
07 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π€£π€£π€£ Hunt me will you, ya bastard?! Go deer! https://t.co/2u4sC9uB1x
Elwood π
@Marti1E
Any cherries here?
I need them for my trick
#MakeGroceryShoppingSexy
I need them for my trick
#MakeGroceryShoppingSexy
Retweet of status by @Splash0fGinge
05 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Any cherries here?
I need them for my trick π
#MakeGroceryShoppingSexy
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ