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Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
I wonder if Postmates is making a killing today.... Iβm out here ordering food for the whole town of Edmond it feels like
05 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wonder if Postmates is making a killing today.... Iβm out here ordering food for the whole town of Edmond it feels like π
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Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
I get nervous every time that my internship boss hasn't contacted me within the past 15 hours
06 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I get nervous every time that my internship boss hasn't contacted me within the past 15 hours π
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Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
Itβs #NationalChocolateDay @abrielleranae letβs eat
28 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs #NationalChocolateDay @abrielleranae π€ letβs eat
Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
The wiener dog races are today at @ Oktoberfest... you know where Iβll be
22 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The wiener dog races are today at @ Oktoberfest... you know where Iβll be πΆπΆπΆ
Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
Me: "I need the worlds strongest coffee right now"
Abs: "I need 8 ounce filet"
It's 9:27 in the morning
Abs: "I need 8 ounce filet"
It's 9:27 in the morning
13 Oct 17
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Abs: "I need 8 ounce filet"
It's 9:27 in the morning π
Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
So went into the liquor store & I'm not wearing a bra bc my spray tan so the guy working says to me "sorry it's a little chilly in here"
13 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So went into the liquor store & I'm not wearing a bra bc my spray tan so the guy working says to me "sorry it's a little chilly in here" ππΆ
Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
fav sleepovers r w Mary bc when I wake up in the middle of the night she turns on my show & provides snacks to help me go back to sleep
Retweet of status by @abrielleranae
27 Sep 17
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Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
@MaryKCaffey so ungrateful... you were go pokes ready
Retweet of status by @abrielleranae
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @MaryKCaffey so ungrateful... you were go pokes readyππππ
Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
@kylercg hahah that was a fun day thanks babe I can't wait to be with you on Wednesday!
27 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @kylercg hahah that was a fun day βΊοΈ thanks babe I can't wait to be with you on Wednesday! πβ€οΈ
Mary K Caffey
@MaryKCaffey
"Wanna go to Eskimo joes and get cheese fries?"
"Mary, it's 10 am.."
"So?"
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"Mary, it's 10 am.."
"So?"
twitter.com/marykcaffey/stβ¦
19 Jun 16
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"Mary, it's 10 am.."
"So?"
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Mary K
@MaryKCaffey
At Boomer lake and @MaryKCaffey questions every single duck. "Why you drinking that dirty water" "why you fighting"
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08 Mar 16
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ