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Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
Girls actually text each other like, "I’m meeting a guy allegedly named Brian hereIf he murders me here’s his Bumb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
I have the Sunday Marys
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Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
2022 is gonna be the worst year yet!
Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
@timheidecker For seating that lasts a Lifetime
Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
"Here’s What To Watch For On Election Night " Tree branches, awnings, basically anything that could break your fall on the way down
Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
Wanna feel old? It’s sixteen hours since Valentine’s Day started
Mary Christmas
@MaryKoCo
@ZackBornstein Little gauche!
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Mary Christmas
@MaryKoCo
I deleted all my tweets because I was wrong about everything
Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
I’ll be live on adultswim dot com slash streams in an hour with @bornferal and @JustAboutGlad ! No @gayh0rney tonight.
Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
The dude I'm dating avoids criticizing me by saying shit like, "Boy, you sure do love sleeping!" Burn notice...
Mary Kobayashi
@MaryKoCo
@BATHSmusic @miel HI WILL MISS U
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
