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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
Once you're on twitter long enough you learn that someone wearing earbuds in their avi is a Red Flag
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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
@PFTCommenter extremely problematic on the podcast today. Austin Carr is not white
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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
@mashable Yes please!!! Confession time might sound #Gross but I love gherkin juice from the jarmy mum used to have to hide it from me
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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
I love Trilogy but 60% of the songs boil down to "I cheated on my gf.. and it was epic "
Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
@PINEAPPLE__MATT it's not that long bro you got that mf on repeat
Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
[me being extremely woke on the Titanic] give your life boats to women
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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
Trueeeeeee pic.twitter.com/jcWsvZgMCE
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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
Never talk to a snake , because them muh fuckas have NO LIPS
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Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
@TheHoshuah the line??
Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
I don't fuck w any iOS 6 ass bitches
Matt O
@Matt_Olszewski
If I order cheesies maybe I won't cry tonight
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
