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Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
Whatβs Harry Potterβs favorite way to get down a hill?
Walkingβ¦
J.K., Rolling.
Walkingβ¦
J.K., Rolling.
Retweet of status by @Bruce_Cares
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Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
Logged into my checking account and it said $0.00. I started hyperventilating. But it was a website glitch. My $30 is safe and sound
Retweet of status by @fergnerduson
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Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
MY FIRST LOVE IS HERE!!!! #Mommy pic.twitter.com/q0OiUR147O
Retweet of status by @TheeOnlyOciera
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
RT to help persuade @MichaelHJordan to get baby Kaydin a doggie
Retweet of status by @t_smoove_goody
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
the "please be mindful of makeup" sign in the top corner is especially hilarious when she has anointed that suit with her whole butt crack
Retweet of status by @such_A_frknlady
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
Congratulations to the radiant @NaomieHarris! twitter.com/variety/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @moonlightmov
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
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Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
Greatest tweet of all time RT @EvoAxiom: I don't like expensive dates. You could just give me that money & we can cook together, naked.
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
When people don't see me for a while they pretend they miss me like ooohhhh where u been?
Retweet of status by @Ohso5oh4Neeky
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
NO RT @In_A_YamChele: STOP LEAVING OUT THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Mike The Fapper
@MichaelHJordan
A man that asks, "Did you eat?"
Retweet of status by @CestLaVie504
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
