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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and prove you wrong!
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
My phone case is better than yours pic.twitter.com/OQbMFqBYf3
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"
Me: Hold my morals!
Me: Hold my morals!
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
Who wants 14 red roses? Because the amount of valentines emails moonpig have sent me they must think Im Henry the 8th or somethin
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
The only 6 inches I'll be getting Valentine's Day will be on hearty Italian
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
I'm sorry you unfollowed me because I wouldn't respond to your creepy DMs
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
When all ya mates are happily married and your here being the bounty in a box of celebrations
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
Men are worse cranks than women. FACT. don't @ me
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
Think my next door neighbour is getting burgled and/or murdered but she's a bellend & don't like them so I'm not calling the police
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
Spend more time scrolling through Netflix trying to find something to watch than I do actually watching anything
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โ Midge โ
@Midget_Jones32
so true pic.twitter.com/tXWwlUiDhC
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
