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Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
If you can walk the next day like a train didn't go through your ass, did he really fuck you?
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Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
Someone at work today told me to stick peanut butter up my ass
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Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
My hair is going blonde. And short. This weekend.
That shit is happening
That shit is happening
Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
I'm determined to make this week great
πππππΎπ ππΆπππΎπ
@Minorstream
Forgot my wallet at home todayβno problem, everyone fed me at work Including my supervisor
love, donnie
@Minorstream
have i told you lately that youβre beautiful? no? well, that's probably because youβre not.
lolol
lolol
Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
why are some straight people upset with gay marriage? theyβre the ones having gay babies
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Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
kinda nauseous today maybe i should stop eating dirtβ¦
Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
yo boys and girls, this queen got his ass successfully delivered to my new home, phoenix
Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
why do i drop EVERYTHING lately? itβs like iβm holding something and i look down and my hand automatically just swings open
Donnie Martin
@Minorstream
andddd like that, got hired by a company. $14 an hour (already better than my last two lol) WITH weekends off.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
