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Captain ☆★☆
@Mista_Criminal
#IFeelHappy wen i get currency in my mobile bcoz som1s mistake
Retweet of status by @bushrataskeen
28 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #IFeelHappy wen i get currency in my mobile bcoz som1s mistake😂😂
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Captain ☆★☆
@Mista_Criminal
She: i want to be ur sister.
Me: then I'd be ur Bhenchod
*and she blocked*
Me: then I'd be ur Bhenchod
*and she blocked*
11 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She: i want to be ur sister.
Me: then I'd be ur Bhenchod 😂
*and she blocked*
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Captain ☆★☆
@Mista_Criminal
#FajrTips
Make the intention
Make dua
Sleep early
Set multiple alarms
Place alarms at a distance
Ask someone to wake you
Make the intention
Make dua
Sleep early
Set multiple alarms
Place alarms at a distance
Ask someone to wake you
Retweet of status by @islamicStrength
01 Jan 16
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💙Make the intention
🙌🏽Make dua
🛌Sleep early
🕰📱Set multiple alarms
🚶🏻Place alarms at a distance
🗣Ask someone to wake you
CAPTAIN ☆★☆
@Mista_Criminal
Your chutyapa limit has been exceeded for today.
Try again later
Try again later
Retweet of status by @DisturbanceTerm
21 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your chutyapa limit has been exceeded for today.
Try again later 😂
Captain ☆★☆
@Mista_Criminal
True that pic.twitter.com/2eOuXFJAVn
Retweet of status by @UxmanJameel
15 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote True that 😂😂 https://t.co/2eOuXFJAVn
Captain ☆★☆
@Mista_Criminal
A guy tweets to a girl: he u look beautiful.
She subtweets : '.#TheBadjokers
Guy replies after few mints: baji ghar main sab theek?
She subtweets : '.#TheBadjokers
Guy replies after few mints: baji ghar main sab theek?
12 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A guy tweets to a girl: he u look beautiful.
She subtweets : '.#TheBadjokers 😍😍
Guy replies after few mints: baji ghar main sab theek?
Captain ★
@Mista_Criminal
Wish you happy life
#HBDAnasAnwer
#HBDAnasAnwer
Retweet of status by @Hello_Its_Shano
30 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wish you happy life🎍🎂🎂🎁🎈💜
#HBDAnasAnwer
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Captain ★
@Mista_Criminal
@IRYAANKHAN khan sahb ko b #BadJokers me ek rank dana banta hai ab @ImranKhanPTI
28 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @IRYAANKHAN khan sahb ko b #BadJokers me ek rank dana banta hai ab 😂😂 @ImranKhanPTI
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@Mista_Criminal
Ami : yeh tum itni Rat ko Kya Ker rahay ho?
Me : uski Picture dekh k delete ker rha hu
#FlyingChappal
Me : uski Picture dekh k delete ker rha hu
#FlyingChappal
Retweet of status by @UxmanJameel
17 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ami : yeh tum itni Rat ko Kya Ker rahay ho?
Me : uski Picture dekh k delete ker rha hu😂
#FlyingChappal😂
خلیفہ ★
@Mista_Criminal
Namaz gives you the free ticket to talk to the King of heaven and earth
Retweet of status by @ManahilTariq2
28 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Namaz gives you the free ticket to talk to the King of heaven and earth 🕋💕
خلیفہ ★
@Mista_Criminal
Facebooks notifications with this this and 3 others
Or un this this main sy aj koi 3 sy b achi baat cheet nahi rai lol
#timechanges
Or un this this main sy aj koi 3 sy b achi baat cheet nahi rai lol
#timechanges
Retweet of status by @Basssantii
27 Oct 15
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Or un this this main sy aj koi 3 sy b achi baat cheet nahi rai lol
#timechanges 😂😂😂
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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