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@MonikaDaliz
When the Taco Bell drive through guy asks for your number... boy if you donβt hand over my food so I can leave
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@MonikaDaliz
If the shoe fits, slip it on, tie the laces and walk away
Moniβ
@MonikaDaliz
My beautiful island is destroyed. But I know we will come back from this
Moniβ
@MonikaDaliz
Sometimes God allows you to break so much that all you have left to do is fall to your knees and ask Him to restore you
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Moniβ
@MonikaDaliz
This bitch Irma owes me $30 for gas
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@MonikaDaliz
Sushi is life
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@MonikaDaliz
If I had a dollar for every time people try to have 3 people on a double tube.....hello DOUBLE tube means TWO people....
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Moniβ
@MonikaDaliz
I don't think anyone's is at excited as I am for Mortal Kombat X.
Don't hate.
#MortalKombatX
Don't hate.
#MortalKombatX
Moniβ
@MonikaDaliz
I just want to sleep. No? Okay. Time for work
Moniβ
@MonikaDaliz
I miss my babies
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
