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Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
Itโs nine years since I first met my wife.
Nine. Years.
Sheโs the one good thing that came from going to uni.
Nine. Years.
Sheโs the one good thing that came from going to uni.
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Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
The next 5 people that buy a yearly subscription of The Sizzle, will get a free licence for iStat Menus 6!
thesizzle.com.au/payme
thesizzle.com.au/payme
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Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
Ugh. Accidentally fell asleep on the couch and now I have stripes imprinted into my face.
Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
Gonna see Paul McCartney in December
Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
@jackienopants I just keep eating.
Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
If youโre angry at Arnotts for giving Americans mint Tim Tams while denying Australians the pleasure, tell them! consumers@arnotts.com
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Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
GETOUTTAMYFACE pic.twitter.com/1DT1qaasC9
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Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
Apparently a vote for the Greens means more boats.
I love boats!
I love boats!
Jesse
@MrJesseRoss
Last night I had a dream that I was trapped on a bus with Kraftwerk as they repeatedly yelled โFUN FUN FUN ON THE AUTOBAHNโ.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
