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Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
Since I do the laundry I get to keep all cash left inside the pockets. Thatโs the rules!
Retweet of status by @MsJayLee22
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Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
If youโre not okay with it being wrinkled, crumpled, smudged, or otherwise destroyed...
DONT HAND IT TO A TODDLER
DONT HAND IT TO A TODDLER
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Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
Pressing pause on my Hallmark movie so I can press play on @JeffreeStar โs Pink Vault tour!!!
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
If you put ketchup on your eggs, make yourself known immediately so I can report you.
Retweet of status by @GohansMom
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
President Trump isnโt politically correct. Heโs just correct. @realDonaldTrump
Retweet of status by @KayaJones
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
Pure GOLD pic.twitter.com/fohnI9rBKX
Retweet of status by @KristySwansonXO
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
ok this is funny @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/TDCRclipbZ
Retweet of status by @KayaJones
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Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
If these Facebook posts (from the same woman) donโt break your heart, then perhaps nothing ever will.
A woman isโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
A woman isโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
Truth. pic.twitter.com/rAAVytJ8u1
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
My baby only woke up once in the night AND he didnโt nurse at all!!!
Stephanie Jensen
@MrsStephyJensen
The more you love yourself the less bullshit youโll tolerate.
Retweet of status by @TM2LeahDawn
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
