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Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
RT @808s_n_cupcakes: Manager: How did you sprain your wrist
Me: Jacking off
Manager: Why the fuck did we hire you
Me: Jacking off
Manager: Why the fuck did we hire you
189.
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
I'm cryyying RT @AD_Renaissance: Super Tuesday drinking list pic.twitter.com/uAUcoNOTBe
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Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
Im tweeting like Im not swamped in work
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
You move to LA and the weather will have you not giving a fuck about how much your rent is. You'll just open your windows
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
RT @SnottieDrippen: Who said everybody gotta lean together like on a sled to get a Spirit Airlines flight to turn?
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
Yall petty af RT @iiBreakNecks: Latinas are all born to argue pic.twitter.com/a4NmHj1b2D
Retweet of status by @MsLynda85
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
RT @Mr1738: RT @knightbeatsday: I don't wanna argue about money with anyone who still has carpet in the house.
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Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
James. Whitney. Michael
:: breaks down ::
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS?!!!
:: breaks down ::
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS?!!!
Retweet of status by @LifeAsKing
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
Same surgeon RT @longlivealyssa: Why every chick look the same nowadays? #TeamNatural pic.twitter.com/Ci5Ur2mqum
Retweet of status by @RetiredFilth
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
RT @LetMainBeGreat: My girlfrienD said I can't interact with feMales on the tiMEline anymore
Unfuckwittable.
@MsReyda
"If I didn't care, would I let the microwave count down to 0 and beep hella loud when I'm reheating your leftovers while u sleep?!"
- him
- him
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
