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paperwash©
@PaperWash
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Retweet of status by @robots_feel
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paperwash©
@PaperWash
dating grandma’s
pros:
-they go to bed early, no “you up?” texts
-they got that social security money
-no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
pros:
-they go to bed early, no “you up?” texts
-they got that social security money
-no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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paperwash©
@PaperWash
me: I love my number neighbor so much
actual neighbor: howdy, beautiful weather we’re having to-
me: fuck off Ron
actual neighbor: howdy, beautiful weather we’re having to-
me: fuck off Ron
paperwash©
@PaperWash
introducing Monster Big Dick Energy Drink
paperwash©
@PaperWash
I LOVE winter
snow ball fights
ice skating
telling kids Santa isn't real
sledding
snow ball fights
ice skating
telling kids Santa isn't real
sledding
paperwash©
@PaperWash
The cast of Stranger Things pic.twitter.com/zGVdscXucb
paperwash©
@PaperWash
girlfriend: come bring me food
me: no you're an adult get it yourself
me: no you're an adult get it yourself
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paperwash©
@PaperWash
I scan the QR code on my ice cold refreshing Pepsi and it tells me the exact time, date and cause of my death
paperwash©
@PaperWash
I am a:
Man
Woman
Otacon:
looking for a:
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAKEE!
Man
Woman
Otacon:
looking for a:
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAKEE!
paperwash©
@PaperWash
never gonna:
give you up
let you down
run around & desert you
always gonna:
make you cry
say goodbye
tell a lie & hurt you
give you up
let you down
run around & desert you
always gonna:
make you cry
say goodbye
tell a lie & hurt you
Retweet of status by @Reverend_Scott
paperwash©
@PaperWash
talking about the importance of dieting:
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justifying why I can still drink alcohol on my diet:
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justifying why I can still drink alcohol on my diet:
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
