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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Robert showed up today in dungarees. I sent him home.
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
This Thanksgiving, all billionaires who wreak havoc and fire people for kicks will be relegated to the childrenโs table.
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
The holiday season is fast approaching. Let's celebrate with the Happy Triangle Man.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Many ask me, โMyrna, how long should I hold a grudge?โ
Darlings, this is why God gave us the infinity sign.
Darlings, this is why God gave us the infinity sign.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
As HOA president, I will prohibit faded bunting displays. This country was not built on red, white and periwinkle.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Not one Hallmark movie yet.
#Oscars
#Oscars
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
The mechanic said my turn signal was โplumb worn out.โ
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
I hope this mega-comet story is about a more powerful scouring powder.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Never settle for an inferior broom.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Stay cool this summer with seersucker clothing, a tall glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade, and a delightful detachment from reality.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
The international Olympics might have been curtailed in Japan, but not the Stupid Olympics here.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
