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Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
The customer next to me literally looks like the biggest bitch! But when she talks she sounds like a cute 20yr old...
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Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
Favorite part of my job? Getting to wear leggings when I just want to be comfy!!
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Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
Sitting at the salon waiting to go in for my wax and I'm having a slight anxiety attack because I know what's coming! #FirstWorldProblems
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
If your manager offers you @Starbucks you take the Starbucks!
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
When my spoon breaks through the bottom of the ice cream container.....guess I'm having the rest...
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
It's our last day in Vegas and I'm already planning our next vacation!
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
So much to do before my vacation next Friday!! But I'm SOOOO excited!! #prepworksucks
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Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
K dad. Not like you've sped in your life. #leavemealone
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
@King_JustinM lucky!! Lol Macy's killed me today
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
Seriously not in the mood for this. I want my bed
Sam Anderson
@Sam_Andershon
If you buy her Victoria Secret she will let you take it off.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
