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Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
Spending most of my days in the Caribbean Sea feeding the fish banana is literally the best can I be a mermaid?
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Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
It's sick being spoken to like a piece of shit just what I wake up in the morning for
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Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
The idea of doing nothing all day is just bliss. It gets to this time and I start thinking "what a fucking waste of a day!"
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
Looked out my bedroom window to see an old guy in his kitchen bollock naked. I still can't see properly
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
The meaning of @Will_Topham 's name is helmet how ironic
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
Oh my fuck the borrowers is 5*.
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
Such an exciting day todaaaaay!!!
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Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
I think I'm still drunk and I have to go hairdressers
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
Westicle testicle @Nick_Sheps pic.twitter.com/9jP7RFYqer
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
All I wanna do is go bikini shopping
Sarah Rydzynski
@SarahKRydzynski
Typical. Got outfit malfunctions hours before going out.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
