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Sarah Conklin
@SarahOUaL
My hand and 'mallow toasting skills are on Amazon, and qualify for Prime. amazon.com/dp/B07711RFYM pic.twitter.com/EQiIYWH9Q1
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Sarah Conklin
@SarahOUaL
"Kip in center?!?"
"Bauer for game 1?!?"
Why is anyone trying to backseat drive Tito's party bus? Kick back. Enjoy the ride. @Indians
"Bauer for game 1?!?"
Why is anyone trying to backseat drive Tito's party bus? Kick back. Enjoy the ride. @Indians
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Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
Check Engine light, paltry bungees holding my bike to a hand-me-down rack, and thrown together camping gear is my perfect metaphor.
Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
Today's Colorado'ing featured mountains, lakes, and ice cream, with baseball and beer on deck.
Banner day.
Banner day.
Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
It doesn't need stating but I'll state it anyway.
Shower La Croix is not the same as a shower beer.
Shower La Croix is not the same as a shower beer.
Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
Snowing again #inbend. Guess we should go to the mountain.
Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
Got scared out of skiing by the storm on the mountain but I don't really think running in town is going to be much saferβ¦
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Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
Haven't left Bend since ski season started. Sounds like it's time to chase down some sun and foul balls.
See you soon, @Indians!
See you soon, @Indians!
Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
And here I am again going to bed earlier and more sober on a Friday than I did during the week.
Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
anon: "dinner?"
s: "yeah can we watch the HR Derby?"
a: "sure! should we wear big hats?"
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s: "yeah can we watch the HR Derby?"
a: "sure! should we wear big hats?"
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Sarah OUaL
@SarahOUaL
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
