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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
My Drs office is for old people so every time I come in they throw hella drugs at me
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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
I'm saying fuck it to Gertrude and buying a new car
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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
the rainforest cafe in az mills lmaaaoooo twitter.com/woridtravels/sβ¦
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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
Greatest feeling is finding someone who always brightens your days
Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
@SarahWheelah he always buys and introduces me to new food
Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
I finished the burger in 5 bites pic.twitter.com/vSUYiZzOlN
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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
I'm drunk and Sarah is coming over and I am so happy
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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
Get you a man who can do both pic.twitter.com/qRDyAiHH6f
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Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
Watching porn at DMV so people won't sit next to me
Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
Xanax turned all of my friends into strangers
Sarah Wheeler
@SarahWheelah
Who do I think I am sometimes lol pic.twitter.com/6z3r70AESG
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
