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JustMeeπ
@SarcasmSweets
Be a good boy and you'll earn dessert from
@TheGoochieDolls tomorrow.
And by good I mean.....really good.
@TheGoochieDolls tomorrow.
And by good I mean.....really good.
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JustMeeπ
@SarcasmSweets
@beaverburn Voices are a turn on...
Or off...
Just depends. But no accent is necessary
Or off...
Just depends. But no accent is necessary
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Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
Sun's going down on another day... pic.twitter.com/pRRxd4pK0F
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Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
I hope that the pictures of my backwards pjs didn't scare you
Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
My goal:
2000 by Christmas
I will bake cupcakes
*or go topless
2000 by Christmas
I will bake cupcakes
*or go topless
Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
it's not about what is at the top of your Christmas list, it's about who
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Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
My favorite game to play is the one that involves two sets of lips.
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Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
You know what's sexy?
The attention they give you
The attention they give you
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Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
Breakfast or sex
~I'm just gonna order a combo
~I'm just gonna order a combo
Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
Those hours when our days and nights meet.
My favorite time
My favorite time
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Just Me
@SarcasmSweets
Twitter is very horny and sentimental today ...
*checks calendar
Yup itβs thanksgiving and people are already drunk
*checks calendar
Yup itβs thanksgiving and people are already drunk
Retweet of status by @misguidedgent
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
