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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
[I see a funny bumper sticker]
*gives the car a love tap*
Star!
*smashes into it, sending it spinning across three lanes*
Retweet!
*gives the car a love tap*
Star!
*smashes into it, sending it spinning across three lanes*
Retweet!
Retweet of status by @therealeatwood
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Waiter: What would you like?
Me: A Coke
Waiter: We don't have Coke! *Shoves phone down pants and snaps a picture* Is Dickpic okay?
Me:
Me: A Coke
Waiter: We don't have Coke! *Shoves phone down pants and snaps a picture* Is Dickpic okay?
Me:
Retweet of status by @AnOrangeSNES
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
ShesABloodyGenius
@ShesARealGenius
@GinAndJif Thank you, sweet blue pirate lady
ShesABloodyGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Not that he cares, but you should be following @AnOrangeSNES for a constant stream of crazy laughs (mostly his).
Retweet of status by @iamspacegirl
ShesABloodyGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Realized I make the face of the emoji I want to use until I find it. Never hated myself more.
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
@zarascottio Have a RL conversation with me and see what you think
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ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Got a Man-bun in the Oven!
β’ hipster gender-specific birth announcement
β’ hipster gender-specific birth announcement
Retweet of status by @KattsDogma
ShesARealGenius
@ShesARealGenius
ME: What are you smiling at
SUN:
ME: Knock it off
SUN:
ME: Come down here and say that
SUN:
ME: *dies of skin cancer 5 years later*
SUN:
ME: Knock it off
SUN:
ME: Come down here and say that
SUN:
ME: *dies of skin cancer 5 years later*
Retweet of status by @BuckyIsotope
ShesASummerGenius
@ShesARealGenius
Behr Inspirations color:
PMS-THERE'S SO MUCH RED
Retweet of status by @lovestained555
ShesASummerGenius
@ShesARealGenius
My Little Pony Soft Touch Catheters
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
