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@Real_Liam_Payne hi Liam please can you say happy birthday to my daughter Sophie she'll be (cont) tl.gd/nd7973
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@QuiltingMuriel please I hummus. :)
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So sick. staying home.
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Jaysus your killing me this morning. RT @iLikeSEXDaily: Damn pic.twitter.com/1kx7cRK5ec
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Just used jerk seasoning to flavour tofu. Really nice.
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@DrBrianMay hey you know about stars right??? Is it true that the stars I r been wishing on are already light years dead??
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Don't know what gets into me I've just cracked open the second bottle of wine. I'm up at 5:30am and have work.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
