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Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
I hope they donβt try and do the headbanger with the GC... #DancingOnIce pic.twitter.com/2ptOfFsmH1
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Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
@LindseyAnneB Thatβs good to know! I mean it wonβt help me right now but definitely for my next holiday
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Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
"Scariest dog Iβve ever seen" OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/pKEb0NgTSs
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Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
Why is India dressed as Freddy Krueger? #CBB
Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
@gracielou_xx This is what people used to call me because I looked like him in high school
Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE pic.twitter.com/y4aViuGRrb
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Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
He just wants to pet his dog! This is why I am a cat person via @DailyMail pic.twitter.com/GkqZy4XwG5
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Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
@harmzpattar You stopped off for a Grindr hookup on the way?
Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
I actually can't cope with this pic.twitter.com/ZC8ndiTGfn
Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
Just talked myself out of what I was going to buy whilst in the queue @hm bullring because they were taking way too long at the tills
Simon Firth
@Simon_Firth
People put way too much shit from their personal lives on Facebook nobody cares about your weird problems, take them to Jeremy Kyle.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
