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The nail must keep falling out because my pinned tweet keeps wandering off
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GET OUT OF HERE LMAO !! Thank you so much twitter.com/FavstarOfTheDa…
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Lol, if you’re under the impression I give a fuck what you think you’ve obviously never read my tweets
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Traffic so bad you had a better chance of winning the Oregon trail game in the 90s than making it home
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Fuck Apathy - Added a reversed variant.
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I don't use Post-it Notes, but I am known to leave a few Fuck-it Notes from time to time.
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Every time I wait on a twitter buzz link a kitten dies...
But feel free to continue using them
But feel free to continue using them
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Had to trophy someone in a contest that I don't even follow... at least we didn't have each other blocked
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The front pockets of my new Levi’s are not even long enough to hold my lipstick, so I don't want to hear about your problems.
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WonderWomanWednesday pic.twitter.com/BMrJE6j2tN
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
