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Toby
@TDYLN
Germany: David Guetta wants his Titanium back #Eurovision2017
Retweet of status by @rigmorole
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@TDYLN
When you draw a face on an egg and then faceswap it pic.twitter.com/Lb8Z79Uevr
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Toby
@TDYLN
Just got my first new Β£1 coin, well, 5 of them actually
Toby
@TDYLN
Ahhh yes.....the day #TheresaMay got her skirt stuck up her hoot.....
#FashionClassics....
pic.twitter.com/9XQxXgKXJp
#FashionClassics....
pic.twitter.com/9XQxXgKXJp
Toby
@TDYLN
Busy morning so far but for all the right reasons!
Toby
@TDYLN
Iβm still going to buy one but this made me howl! #nintendoswitch pic.twitter.com/rNmtHAohqc
Toby π»
@TDYLN
When you Spend Β£20,000 trying to look like David Beckham and end up looking like this clown pic.twitter.com/yRY5ycVSzV
Retweet of status by @SamJJShawcross
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@TDYLN
Iβve always wanted to be able to speak another language and the only thing stopping me, is me!
Toby
@TDYLN
Getting a spontaneous erection on a bus whilst wearing light grey jogger type shorts...thank fuck I have my manbag to hide it
Toby
@TDYLN
The majority of bouncers in Cambridge small dicked cretins? like seriously.
βToo tallβ rightβ¦
Weβll go to somewhere thatβll take our £££
βToo tallβ rightβ¦
Weβll go to somewhere thatβll take our £££
Toby
@TDYLN
Current mood #pug pic.twitter.com/dj1aKEe7Sl
Retweet of status by @rob_clowes
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
