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teej
@TeejRoche
Y’all have to stop acting like we get to choose our baby mamas
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teej
@TeejRoche
@bekahajohnson @pmanderscheid Ahhh, I see. I like Paige.. offer is still on the table in 11 years.
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teej
@TeejRoche
There aren't many things that get me as hyped as watching one of Aaron Judge's bombs happen live.
teej
@TeejRoche
I have a deep tissue massage scheduled tomorrow, physical therapy scheduled tomorrow, and now just I need a chiropractor.
teej
@TeejRoche
So excited to finally come in town and see the @BlueWahoosBBall play on Friday! About time my schedule lines up with a homestand.
teej
@TeejRoche
I don't know half of the people telling me "happy birthday" but I'm taking in all of the love anyways.
teej
@TeejRoche
Fuck her right in the pussy. $200 ticket.
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teej
@TeejRoche
I threw the ball up in the air, it hit my hand, and then fell. The ball fell perfectly between my legs to hit me in my left testacle.
teej
@TeejRoche
VS is having some big sale & I just stood in line for 45 minutes cause, believe it or not, I do have a couple nice bones in my body.
teej
@TeejRoche
So excited to be in West Virginia this weekend with my little man.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
