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shaky warrior
@TessIn140orLess
The only gods Republicans worship:
- Guns
- Money
- Guns
- Money
Retweet of status by @TheGoodGodAbove
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betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
I told my friend my handbag was from a boutique in NY
(This shit is from Target )
(This shit is from Target )
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betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
I smoked half a joint and it motivated me to put my IKEA dresser together
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
Does your aunt also try to troubleshoot her phone/computer issues on FB?
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
I will not have Minnesota-related Trump slander on my timeline. We voted for Hillary thank you very much
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
I don't dance. I make money moves.
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
Not sure I want a bf as much as I just want somebody around occasionally. When I feel like it. Who won't bother me otherwise.
Retweet of status by @MissAngelaDavis
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betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
I feel bad for anybody who didn't notice how beautiful I am.
Retweet of status by @bunnytenenbaum
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
The weed I had in AZ was better than the weed I have in MN pic.twitter.com/EMVRxqf1tC
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
Sent my boss a "new year who dis" text because I didn't have her cell phone number saved in my phone
betty crocker
@TessIn140orLess
cant believe this motherfucker mike pence saw Hamilton before me
Retweet of status by @garyyesgary
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
