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The Bland Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
A new #BryanStars parody is HERE! We went ALL out, so laugh away at the #PokemonGo Beach *CHALLENGE* youtu.be/mUlRJ_jNs9k?a
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The Blegh Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
I cant be sad and rad at the same time?
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The Blegh Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
Sworn in is sick but inclement weather isnt
The Blegh Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
Taylor swift is mad because apparently she didn't fully approve of a song about her when her whole career is writing songs about people
Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
You're so beautiful stab me in the face cutieeee
Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
Why do fans call themselves "stans" like I know it's from that Eminem song but if you're not killing yourself and your gf you're fake
Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
Derby pic.twitter.com/8ih5GHgLz3
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Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
Onision is mad cause people only tweet about people dying when it's a famous person but isn't that exactly what he's doing too
Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
Nah dude front porch step wanted to fuck kids but he makes semi alright acoustic music, that gives him a pass
Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
So it turns out that @TheBandMessiah is 2 days older than me. Ew, you're practically Bryan Stars. Enjoy being old
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Yung Band Messiah
@TheBandMessiah
I Evan twitter.com/thebandmessiahβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
