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Theo
@TheoNixon
When did Berra become Sergio Ramos, cunts the most average defender youโve ever seen
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Theo
@TheoNixon
Off the next 4 Mondays
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Theo
@TheoNixon
Seeing folk sympathising muslims more than the actual victims ae the atttack
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Theo
@TheoNixon
A couple just came to buy my greenhouse and the guy fucked off to Asda and left his wife to dismantle it wi me. Was so awkies
Theo
@TheoNixon
@BazMcQuade never noticed until I was about a mile down the road and put my wipers on
Theo
@TheoNixon
@Mikeymartin67 happy bday mick
Theo
@TheoNixon
Am always itching to get on the ping pong table when am abroad
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Theo
@TheoNixon
And he's at it again... pic.twitter.com/7CkTkUSPfG (via @Jay_Castley )
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Theo
@TheoNixon
He's also got 2 avocados a multipack of crisps and a 2 litre bottle of 7up
Theo
@TheoNixon
Waiting at a&e and there's a boy sitting eating a massive tub of chocolate ice cream with a big wooden spoon
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
