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Cristiano Ronaldo with a message for the haters on Instagram
[ IG/@Cristiano] pic.twitter.com/ZHjvlVdqbH
[ IG/@Cristiano] pic.twitter.com/ZHjvlVdqbH
Retweet of status by @brfootball
01 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cristiano Ronaldo with a message for the haters on Instagram π
[π· IG/@Cristiano] https://t.co/ZHjvlVdqbH
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@UbaSocrates
The fact that some women think dating shorts guys is "giving them a chance" is why I laugh when they end up cheating. The arrogance
20 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The fact that some women think dating shorts guys is "giving them a chance" is why I laugh when they end up cheating. The arrogance π‘
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There's something I've noticed. When it's noticed a woman is confident in her sexuality and self, it's assumed that she wants to sex anyone
Retweet of status by @JolaOkupe
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's something I've noticed. When it's noticed a woman is confident in her sexuality and self, it's assumed that she wants to sex anyoneπ€
27 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every time she apologises just picture it. You'll move on in no timeπ
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@UbaSocrates
"I have a girlfriend"
No one knows what it means but its provocative. Its gets the girls going
No one knows what it means but its provocative. Its gets the girls going
Retweet of status by @pam_E_chic
06 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I have a girlfriend"
No one knows what it means but its provocative. Its gets the girls going πΆ
06 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You view her snap and see 'lol guys drive me insane! Kmt He's lucky he's not just anyoneππ' all of a sudden you've lost sight in one eye
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@UbaSocrates
This is defo the rudest thing I've seen on snap chat today pic.twitter.com/ieeu6opSsW
14 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is defo the rudest thing I've seen on snap chat today πππ https://t.co/ieeu6opSsW
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Unfortunately one from you is only worth like 100 IG likes to your girl.. And she averages a 1000
14 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Unfortunately one π from you is only worth like 100 IG likes to your girl.. And she averages a 1000
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@UbaSocrates
White roommate tells me not to worry that when the lynching party comes he gone tell them Eche is a Norwegian name
Retweet of status by @Echecrates
09 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote White roommate tells me not to worry that when the lynching party comes he gone tell them Eche is a Norwegian name π
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@UbaSocrates
Men are scum but I only wanna be scum for you
25 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Men are scumβ’ but I only wanna be scum for you
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@UbaSocrates
@bayomimusic nah Josh you're an exception
21 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @BayomiMusic nah Josh you're an exception πππππππ
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ