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Everyone told me not to be Ke$ha for the fifth year in a row.... and now I'm just being a boring witch tonight
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Also someone had the nerve to ask me this morning if that was my 3rd cup of coffee.....obvi it was my fucking 4th
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When ppl surprise you and give a fuck
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Watching all my friends snaps having a blast in the sun while I'm rotting away working a double at 3 monkeys
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Literally me watching the #ChicagoFire finale pic.twitter.com/2gsFZN3qiQ
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It wasn't a dream ahh man this is better than anything Welcome Back #LetsGoVCU twitter.com/vcuathletics/s…
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Any holiday is fun af when you're a preschool teacher
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For everyone that says I can't cook.... Obviously hasn't tasted my Jell-O shots
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Got pulled over this morning and just got a warning thanking God!!!
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I LOVE TWITTER pic.twitter.com/xwfWwXWFhz
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
