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Connor Smith
@Weirds
If thereโs one thing Iโve learned recently itโs that if youโre playing Bongos Bingo and 33 gets called, shit is about to go down
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Connor Smith
@Weirds
Wanna go see IT but I've got no mates.
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Connor Smith
@Weirds
The most British thing you can do is say 'put a wet paper towel on it' whenever someone complains.
Connor Smith
@Weirds
This new Snapchat update is scary.
Connor Smith
@Weirds
No hotwings left? KFC, welcome to your tape.
Connor Smith
@Weirds
Love it when you go for a job interview and you make a mate with someone else being interviewed and then you never see them again.
Connor Smith
@Weirds
British people complain it's always cold but when there's some sunshine we complain about the heat.
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Connor Smith
@Weirds
Amazing shows last night and final Irish show on the tour tonight pic.twitter.com/qQDrY702GS
Connor Smith
@Weirds
I was in the o2 screaming my lungs out rude boy you're never to big for Adele
Connor Smith
@Weirds
My teeth feel like a row of bombed houses every time I eat a bag of skittles.
Connor Smith
@Weirds
Before the night went to shit @Weirds pic.twitter.com/uvXmTeNMfK
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
