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WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
Exactly pic.twitter.com/BpebHjF6rI
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WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
I need to get my life together.
This weather has made me realize that I canβt go to hell.
This weather has made me realize that I canβt go to hell.
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WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
Autocorrect has yet to figure out how often I curse and how rarely I talk about ducks.
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
When people say, "I never want to be like you" all I can respond is, "don't worry you never will" #blessed
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
I use the word ridiculous a ridiculous amount of times in a day. Literally it's ridiculous.
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
"I trust you" is better than "I love you" you can't always trust the people you love, but you can always love the people you trust.
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
#MeToo
Sadly, me too.
Sadly, me too.
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WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
Texts Bae:
Bae texts back 12 mins later...
Me:
Bae: Are you upset with me?
Me: pic.twitter.com/TStQP4RDEy
Bae texts back 12 mins later...
Me:
Bae: Are you upset with me?
Me: pic.twitter.com/TStQP4RDEy
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
I just want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give any sugar.
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
How do I like my eggs?
Ummmm, in a cake!
Ummmm, in a cake!
WorkingBarbie
@WorkingBarbie
Facebook friend I haven't spoken to in 4 years:
Her: Hey Girl!
Me: *This feels like a trap*
Her: Have you heard of my pyramid scheme?
Me:
Her: Hey Girl!
Me: *This feels like a trap*
Her: Have you heard of my pyramid scheme?
Me:
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
