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Rachel
@_Rachelll
@_amzbillz @sophieelouu_ every single time
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Rachel
@_Rachelll
the only degree I wanna be thinking about is the one that will be burning me as I drink lemon fanta
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Rachel
@_Rachelll
nah way has my pal just flipped a coin to decided whether she would stay or quit work... she has just quit..
Rachel
@_Rachelll
@Scholefie @s0phiefletcher might just invite myself round on Sunday to rejoice in how bloody good it is
Rachel
@_Rachelll
snakes don't hiss they watch Doctor Foster without you
Rachel
@_Rachelll
Rach: have I had a delivery?
Em: yeah, of cock!
Rach: no from Claire's
Didn't realise we were 12 Rach
Em: yeah, of cock!
Rach: no from Claire's
Didn't realise we were 12 Rach
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Rachel
@_Rachelll
So I still cry when I'm drunk but it turns out it's light tears and it's about my love for @_Rachelll im okay with this development
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Rachel
@_Rachelll
only found out today that I'm going on holiday Friday for a week to Salou, yasss get me on that plane
Rachel
@_Rachelll
"have a couple vodkas and go to bed" the best advice award goes to my mum
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
