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my ass tried to be a chef and made the fire alarm go off for a good 5 minutes
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Donβt ever think I need you because I donβt
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@___kalistevens
single bc boys nowadays donβt got nothing new or special to offer, on bs, or donβt know how to treat a girl thatβs aware of her worth
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@___kalistevens
my lab partner has been calling me Cali since she met me
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@___kalistevens
I just wanna have a Halloweentown marathon & drink a lot of lemon drops
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@___kalistevens
@___kalistevens Whoβs ass we kicking today?
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Whatever man ends up with me is a lucky man because I'm fun as shit. You'll never not have fun
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@___kalistevens
I miss Saint Joe.
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You'll fall in love with West Virginia a little more these next few months. It's the first day of fall! pic.twitter.com/0664vxVtCD
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βyou know whatβs free? minding your own business.β
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now accepting friend applications for people down to go drinking at any time of the day.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
