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@_deadarse
bitches be like "I love you so much but may I please fuck other dudes on the side??"
Retweet of status by @coochieplease
13 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote bitches be like "I love you so much but may I please fuck other dudes on the side??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_deadarse
Elon musk: I wanna make candy
Y’all: wow look at this guy not improving society singlehandedly
Y’all: wow look at this guy not improving society singlehandedly
06 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Elon musk: I wanna make candy 🍭 😋
Y’all: wow look at this guy not improving society singlehandedly
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05 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You Biches is butter....soft and creamy but da second shit get hot you disappear ❌🔪😫
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When you get called inti ur guidance counselors office in middle school and he asks you to show him ur arms pic.twitter.com/18yMPdIcnC
Retweet of status by @_deadarse
16 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you get called inti ur guidance counselors office in middle school and he asks you to show him ur arms 😂😂😂https://t.co/18yMPdIcnC
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That gamer girl pee got me feeling like a slut
08 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That gamer girl pee got me feeling like a slut 🤤🤤🤤
jerry is my pastor
@_deadarse
14 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote just popped in panera n got 3 gs of mid n a fresh haircut 💇♂️
jerry is my pastor
@_deadarse
22 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dudes twitter names will be Hoeologist™️ or Bootyologist™️ yet they’re 29 and live with their mom lmfao dude get a psychologist™️
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@_deadarse
me: hey can i borrow a pencil-
local neurotypical : when you mental disassociate breakdown
local neurotypical : when you mental disassociate breakdown
Retweet of status by @KlarksonCelly
19 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: hey can i borrow a pencil-
local neurotypical : when you 😂mental disassociate breakdown 😫🤔😍
jerry is my pastor
@_deadarse
15 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Febreeze commercials be like
Teen boy: *shits pants*
Teen boy: oh no girl coming over to study 😳
Mom: don't worry Derek *sprays febreeze*
jerry is my pastor
@_deadarse
13 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me🍍irl https://t.co/98XMVsrDuI https://t.co/k4nezypTTL
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@_deadarse
An idea:
The migos + travis scott run a train on ivanka trump
The migos + travis scott run a train on ivanka trump
30 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote An 💡 idea:
The migos + travis scott run a train on ivanka trump
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊