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aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
middle aged white women get offended when i offer them sweetener for their iced tea like iβm sorry pls donβt tiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
mfs at the turkey bowl talking about βgood d!β bro huh
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aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
donβt hmu unless if u got a costco card fr
aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
need me a 6β4 honey
aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
carne asada fries donβt hit like they used to
aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
whenever i put on eye drops my body goes from to
aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
mfs donβt be using straws but be leaving lights on throughout the whole house
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aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
My love for you was bullet proof
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aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
You canβt pay me to believe my soul mate got an android
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aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
happiness is my top priority
aldo
@aldo25gonzalez
wow happy bday to the one & only aldo :,) have an amazing day mijo @aldo25gonzalez
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
