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ale
@ale_cee123
My Apple Watch: Itโs time to stand up
Me: No
Me: No
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ale
@ale_cee123
damn this what sza meant when she said "call me on my bullshit" twitter.com/wheresmyhugat/โฆ
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ale
@ale_cee123
All of a fucking sudden
ale
@ale_cee123
Issa joke...just like you
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ale
@ale_cee123
I can literally text Magali that I'm outside, 10 minutes before I get there and I guarantee she still won't be outside when I arrive
ale
@ale_cee123
You weren't special till I made you so
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ale
@ale_cee123
I love my friends #sincewhendotheyhangout pic.twitter.com/tcSUVY6duJ
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ale
@ale_cee123
Looking crusty as fuck going to this final
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ale
@ale_cee123
When the last hour of my shift hits and I'm just done and ready to clock out
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ale
@ale_cee123
Motivation for the next two weeks is the thought of my friends and I laying on the beach con una Corona bien frรญa, in San Diego
ale
@ale_cee123
Forever scared that the ducks on campus are gonna run up and attack me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
