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Alexis
@alexissmaarie
Emily’s mom is so cute & sends cute texts like “you are my ” & my mom takes 5-7 business days to call back & responds to texts with “k.”
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Alexis
@alexissmaarie
A mom called today to see why her son went over on his account and I had to tell her he bought 'dating and escort services'
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Alexis △⃒⃘
@alexissmaarie
WHO DID THIS?!?!?!?
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Alexis △⃒⃘
@alexissmaarie
may your spring schedule be no earlier than 10am but no later than 5pm your professors are good and don't give online homework
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Alexis Sprecher
@alexissmaarie
Wish I could breathe
Alexis
@alexissmaarie
@tia_marie14 @KevinLagang YAS KEV
Alexis
@alexissmaarie
roommate? more like jesus in thigh highs and tshirt dresses pic.twitter.com/HTkG3ynbYN
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Alexis
@alexissmaarie
Going from a king to a twin bed at school is going to be rough
Alexis
@alexissmaarie
@Kritter95 Aww kels you're the best!! Thank you
Alexis
@alexissmaarie
@CharleeRiker too bad we already married
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
