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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Always stunned when guys cheat on their gfs with absolute munters, steak at home and all that
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
My friends are all hilarious man like genuinely the best people
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
See when am listening to my earphones in bed, I always think I hear noises, para para
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Here but, how frustrating is it when yer eating toast n beans n aww the beans fall aff the breed n ur basically eating soggy breed
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Talents: I can sleep forever and eat my body weight in buffet food
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Got to love being a cunt
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
How funny is it when someone you've forgot was even still alive has issues with you
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Girls that accuse you of fancying their dead ugly boyfriend because you glanced in his direction make me laugh, more gassed than BP
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Nah how have I just bought a crop top thinking it was a playsuit? Such an idiot man
Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Haha even seein ur name puts is in a shit mood
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Alex Murray
@alexmurray___
Trying sooo hard not to be a psycho but I wanna kill someone
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
