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@alexvvelazquez
@tuesday_moon Asked another girl "is daddy picking you up today?" so excitedly she says " I don't have a daddy!" and just smiles
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Alex
@alexvvelazquez
@BoogieBankss nigga if u mentioned chicken tf u MEAN I woulnda went? My homegirls fina GPS track our whole date Tho Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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@alexvvelazquez
Twitter is the most powerful shit ever I believed a lie about me for 5 seconds
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Alex
@alexvvelazquez
It all worked out - > "It is located close to the Russian general consulate." buzzfeed.com/marcusengert/dβ¦
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Alex
@alexvvelazquez
@stmeyer007 @YoItsSly And what does other people being gay have anything to do with you, silly?
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@alexvvelazquez
@sav_melville This is so true
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@alexvvelazquez
What is a hung Parliament? Here's our guide for kids that adults definitely 100% won't need β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Alex
@alexvvelazquez
So did my mom twitter.com/Emirates247/stβ¦
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Alex
@alexvvelazquez
Graduated from Penn State w a B.Sc AND Masters degree in Accounting + a minor in Bus.Law.. only ββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
