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@alphamaddye
Iβm convinced that as long as I have animals (the rest of my life) my house will never be as clean as I want it to be
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maddye
@alphamaddye
Big shout out to James Hieb at The Body Gallery in Midland, such an amazing job pic.twitter.com/3HdTTrxu0w
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maddye
@alphamaddye
My boyfriend asked me βwhat would you do if I shaved off your eyebrows?β
.... and suddenly I donβt feel safe
.... and suddenly I donβt feel safe
maddye
@alphamaddye
We graduated puppy school today!! pic.twitter.com/Ge0bHSrU0E
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maddye
@alphamaddye
Short work days are incredible, at the time, and then I see my shortage on my pay check and Iβm like ok damn, I played myself
maddye
@alphamaddye
This summer, the wait is over #Incredibles2 pic.twitter.com/Lj2mfikDP6
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maddye
@alphamaddye
The amount of hair I lose in the shower is terrifying, I swear Iβm gonna be bald by the time Iβm 25
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maddye
@alphamaddye
#NationalPuppyDay my best friend pic.twitter.com/LNApSOr4WJ
maddye
@alphamaddye
Niggas spell the simplest shit wrong.. they be like βIβm two tiredβ how the fuck are you tired twice
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maddye
@alphamaddye
@alphamaddye Oh my god
maddye
@alphamaddye
Momma Maddye back at it twitter.com/alphamaddye/stβ¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
