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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
crazy how you can lose someone so quickly and suddenly
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
Me: Iβm not drinking for the next few days
*flight gets delayed 3.5 hours*
Also me: give me the 9oz
*flight gets delayed 3.5 hours*
Also me: give me the 9oz
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
@alyssaaamarie Counting down the days to see my allieeee Now we just need you to survive your Spirit Airlines flight
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
Left my puff bar at the dinner table at Nobu Cabo and they literally found me upstairs and brought it to me on a silver platter
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
Guys I cannot stop watching this #RHOC pic.twitter.com/uQjHkQemc6
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
@bricallado @Jauzofficial Its so bad
Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
βIs that a shark?! Is that a fckin shark?!β
βThatβs a shark, thatβs a fckin shark!β
@Jauzofficial pic.twitter.com/qeWjLBB1KG
βThatβs a shark, thatβs a fckin shark!β
@Jauzofficial pic.twitter.com/qeWjLBB1KG
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
@alyssaaamarie Awww we miss you
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
Shamelessly retweeting this. twitter.com/hotnbravod/staβ¦
Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
@BNCartwright Has it started to hit you that youβre engaged to a sociopath?
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Alyssa Johnson
@alyssaaamarie
On a serious note where tf am I gonna get my lashes done in Orlando
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
